The Clown Prince of Darkness' Quinn

Every prince becomes a king needs a queen,

That’s where she comes in as Harley Quinn,

Once a psychiatric turns psychotic,

For someone having a PHD she’s quite a lunatic.

Don’t be fooled by her weakly appearance,

She might pound you when gets the chance,

She’ll do whatever Mr. J commands,

For Mr. J she had done a lot of things with her hands.

So don’t drop that hat,

She might pound you with a bat,

Or smack you with a hammer,

Because her jokes can get a little bit grimmer.