Every prince becomes a king needs a queen,
That’s where she comes in as Harley Quinn,
Once a psychiatric turns psychotic,
For someone having a PHD she’s quite a lunatic.
Don’t be fooled by her weakly appearance,
She might pound you when gets the chance,
She’ll do whatever Mr. J commands,
For Mr. J she had done a lot of things with her hands.
So don’t drop that hat,
She might pound you with a bat,
Or smack you with a hammer,
Because her jokes can get a little bit grimmer.