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Writer's pictureTrix Cruzales

The Call Center Devilins

Updated: May 11

Thank you for calling.

I don’t care what you are saying.

We’ll put you on hold until you drop the call.

No one will answer once you recall.

 

Pride

We like to act high and mighty.

Do not treat us as lightly.

Always remember that we are better than you.

We stand our ground and our point of view.

 

Greed

Work for desired numbers.

We want more than just metal and papers.

No one works for free.

I should be being paid more; don’t you agree?

 

Lust

Let us have a taste of your flesh.

We don’t care if you’re no longer fresh.

Our cravings must be satisfied.

Just don’t tell your husband or wife.

 

Envy

We want what you’re having.

Desiring what we are lacking.

You are not worthy of that position.

I should be the one to receive that recognition.

 

Gluttony

Food should always be consumed.

The food left behind is for me, I assumed.

Take a bite while no one’s looking.

Taste and indulge another person’s cooking.

 

Wrath

We are hot blooded workers.

Speak in anger like a berserker.

You called us, so listen to us.

Shut your mouth and let me discuss.

 

Sloth

Sit back and relax.

Sleeping at work is a fact.

We tend to be idle.

Eat and sleep at work is the cycle.

 

Is there anything else I can help you with?

Wanting to assist more is just a myth.

Rate your support experience at the end.

Caring for other’s problem is hard to pretend.

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